im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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