there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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