The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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