Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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