used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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