you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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