It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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