I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
All I want is dick and wine.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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