Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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