ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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