i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
this just has baby written all over it
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
True strength comes from lack of pants
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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