The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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