So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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