You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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