No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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