WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
