We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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