its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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