Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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