You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We need to get me chipped asap
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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