peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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