There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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