Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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