i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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