it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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