I'm lost and stupid without you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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