I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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