Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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