How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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