I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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