butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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