if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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