So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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