singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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