Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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