i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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