I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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