some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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