I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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