I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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