She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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