okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it was like his penis was on wheels.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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