I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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