i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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