But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...