just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.