paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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