White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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