Im at strip club and am horny
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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