You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
you had me at cake vodka
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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