That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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