Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.