You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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